Bean

To leave a large pan of cooked beans on the floor in front of an enemy's dorm room door. When he/she opens the door, they accidentally step in the beans. The person who committed the beaning peers around the corner and laughs at the beaned victim.

Baked beans are the beans of choice for the act of beaning, because of the thicker, brown texture of the bean juice, which leaves a lasting odor and/or shoe stain. However, others work almost as well if baked beans are not on hand.

"Dude, what happened to your shoe?"
"Someone beaned me when I was on my way to class."

Bean by BirdieQQ April 10, 2010

green bean

A Mexican who's just come up from the border and still doesn't know to put the toilet paper in the toilet and flush.

Man did you see the bathroom? There's got to be green beans around.

green bean by T. Moore January 15, 2007

Bean Dip 

To subtly brush against a womans breasts, usually who you have sexual potential with, when she is holding food in her lap ( from chips to cookies). This is move is usually done when watching a movie and the lights are down low. The goal is to attempt to make it look like an accident.

Last night i bean dipped sally 3 times and she totally didn't notice.

Bean Dip by thunderdoctor March 1, 2009

mexican bean fever 

a type of illness Mexicans exhibit resulting in a high fever; usually occurring during the weekend resulting in staying home sick on Mondays, however the illness normally passes by within a day, making said Mexican ready for work by Tuesday. Disease generally reoccurs multiple Mondays and is incurable.

Mike is was absent Monday as he had Mexican Bean Fever

mexican bean fever by Mathais Rice October 30, 2007

Bean Bag 

The act of inserting your testicles into someone's asshole.

Dude, bean bag that bitch!

Bean Bag by D-Unit March 1, 2005

bean head 

a tall person with a bean shaped head.

Usually found mimicking 'chavs' or smoking weed.

Also likes to chat up girls who are on their period.

not a nice person at all.

Dude! Did you see Bean Head!?

OMFGZ YEAH!

Sick as.

bean head by Conor Mcdogbreath August 4, 2007

bean footage 

Porno. Bean footage is simply video pornography.

I saw my ex on some internet bean footage.

bean footage by Michael Goodrich December 6, 2006