Litchfield Meat Locker

When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.

John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?

Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!

John: good job buddy

by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019

Ali’s meat cartel

Best kebab shop in all off seacombe

“I just went to Ali’s meat cartel, it was awesome!”

by Big_man_ December 16, 2021

Jake meat rider

Is a term used for annoying Jake Paul fans. These fans will agree with anything that Jake does and are extremely biased. You will find most Jake Meat Riders on the social media platform, Twitter.

Wayne: I love Jake, haha he owns your daddy KSI. I also want to digest every part of Jake’s farts.

Wade: omg omg omg my daddy jake is the best and lets me meat ride all day. I love to smell his farts

TheFan: stop meat riding you clowns!! Have some shame you delusional jake meat rider clowns!!!!

by TheFan76 June 27, 2023

big meat spence

A dominant Dominican male who 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.

That stripper is in trouble, after 30 minutes of Big Meat Spence she may or may not be able to walk tomorrow.

by Codenamejason December 22, 2021

white wrapper meat

Any kind of meat, mostly wild animal, that is in a white wrapper. Uaually from a packing house. Mystery meat. You never know whats inside that white paper. Scary meat. Could be beef, deer, rabbit, opossum, neutra rat, moose, squirrel, etc. Imagine a freezer full of nothing but white wrapper meat. Do you dare?

Im just not hungry if all you have is white wrapper meat.

by VindictiveAngel January 13, 2023

Beat Tweak Meat

The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.

GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!

by On the gang August 24, 2019

Human Meat Container

Why the fuck are you looking this up

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023