Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Smashing pumpkins

A term used when two gay males are fucking and their balls are smacking together "smashing pumpkins"

A gay guy tells his friends " sorry I didn't answer your phone call last night me and my boyfriend were Smashing Pumpkins"

by Skruffyjohnson November 6, 2020

Mas Pumpy

The greatest Romanian rapgod in the world. He is a tall white cracker as well.

"Mas Pumpy is amazing."

by Mas Pumpy November 7, 2020

Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.

Smashing Pumpkins are dull.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020

Leftover Pumpkin

The discharge leftover from anal sex using the innards of a gourd or root vegetable as a lubricant.

Joe: Damn! Smells funky in here!

Caity: yeah, got some leftover pumpkin around

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 27, 2020

Double Pumping

The action of putting your penis in a woman's anal cavity and your balls in her clitoris and then thrusting.

Dude, I met up with Jessica last night and things escalated a little and we started double pumping

by Double Pumping December 2, 2020

Peruvian PumpJack

It’s when you are having sex doggy style with a man and he has a vacuum attached to his penis.

Last night I went over to Gary’s and he asked me for a Peruvian PumpJack

by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021