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Phone Sucker 

Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.

The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".
I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!

Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?
Phone Sucker by buggerritt August 22, 2012
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Time-sucker 

Endless hours of useless and boring corporate meetings, called just for the sake of having meetings so the organizers can report to upper management that they called meetings. Rarely are refreshments provided, and the material could best and more efficiently be disseminated through email to employees.
Great - another Monday morning time-sucker.
Time-sucker by KImCobain March 5, 2015

Bubble Sucker 

The unfortunate consequence of too much air being blown up the anus during the act of giving a rim job - resulting in gases being omitted back into the givers mouth.
Jack: I was giving a rusty trombone to some dude last night and he farted in my mouth.
Brent: Oh i hate becoming a bubble sucker.
Jack: Yeah, it tasted like tortilla chips.
Bubble Sucker by geordiedevil September 5, 2015

tit suckler 

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.
tit suckler by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015

Kentucky Sucky 

To give the act of a Kentucky Sucky, one must wrap the skin of a Chicken from the well known fast-food restaurant, KFC, around a mans penis, then proceed to suck it.
"Hey honey, how about you come down to KFC and I get a bit of the ol' Kentucky Sucky from ya."

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017