Sex Sweater

The imaginary sweater that keeps you warm after heated sex. Dependening on the weather, it usually only lasts about 15 minutes after sex.

Q- Aren't you cold?

A- No, I'm wearing my sex sweater.

by Owner of a Sex Sweater January 16, 2011

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personal sex

Another word for masturbation or pleasing one self private parts

I bet you enjoy personal sex

by Ilovepretzels March 30, 2016

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hot sex

Sex that was/is exciting and various (different kinds of sex). Basically, sex that you had fun with!

Last night I had hot sex with the girls down the street.

by sassy_bitch October 7, 2006

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As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.

It turns out this is true for humans also.

Damn girl, I haven't pulled tail in a long time. I'd settle for some chicken sex tonight.

by cluckyou October 2, 2009

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The Sex Team

arguably the sexiest group of human beings ever assembled into one Facebook group in the history of mankind. consisting of the turtle, t-rex, panther, nematode, robot, antelope, kitten, cobra, and recent addition the eagle, The Sex Team walks the halls of RFH scouting for the finest alcohol, tobacco and narcotics, as well as chicks who pack (#skoaljobs). we also go so unbelievably HAM on the weekends. basically, the sexiest of all time.

Sex t-rex: hey guys we should all get f***ed up for the lsu-'bama game

KB Surfer: Star said I can have some people over
t-rex: ew you hick, go make out with your cousin. you're not even a member of The Sex Team
Timmy then laughs uncoltrolably at the insult, as all nearby tables stare at The Sex Team in secret envy

by Sex turtle January 1, 2012

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