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Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.
"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."
by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011
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Side dick

The other guy .... a guy a girl keeps on the side for “fun”
I will never ever ever be your side dick
by SuGar0831 November 28, 2019
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Pink Dick

A derogatory term used toward rude white men.
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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dick discount

A dick discount is perk that comes with being a man. It is a societal privilege that benefits people whom society identifies as male. Dick discounts are given to men at an early age. For instance, boys are discouraged from doing housework in households that implement the dick discount program.
Jill told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. She is becoming a real bitch. I cannot foresee her going anywhere at this company until she changes her attitude. In this example, Jill doesn't have a dick discount so she will not be qualified for a management role. She should bring treats for the group and smile more often so she doesn't seem like a bitch.
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Larry told Doug, "Stick to the facts" in the meeting. He is really assertive. Larry will be a great boss with that quality. In this example, Larry works at a company that takes dick discounts. He will be in a management role in no time.
by person900 September 8, 2018
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Tough Dick

A broad term used to express everything from endearment and admiration to disgust and insult.
1) "Look at this fucking tough dick driving with his sunglasses on at night!
2)Anderson Silva is a real tough dick.
3)What's up tough dick? Are you working hard today?
4)You're a tougher dick than Hitler.
by DjGot'embytheshorthairs December 27, 2009
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Milky Dick

When One's Penis Is Still Wet From To Much Masturbation
You Have Such A Milky Dick, Dad!
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
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gay dick

The dick is aroused by a guy not a girl so the dick is gay and its attached to a guy that's obviously gay so both the guy and the dick are gay.
by Waffle Stomp May 27, 2018
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