gay dick

The dick is aroused by a guy not a girl so the dick is gay and its attached to a guy that's obviously gay so both the guy and the dick are gay.

He bent over for the gay dick.

by Waffle Stomp May 27, 2018

Dick nugget

The equivalent of douche nugget yet slightly higher on the douchebaggery. Pertaining to a person acting as a dick.

Vernon is being a real dick nugget.

by Batmom March 26, 2017

Jacksons Dick

So large you can see it from Mars!

Jacksons dick is so long it won't even fit!

by Jackson's Dick March 21, 2017

Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 October 10, 2012

hamster dick

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1

"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"

by Noname85 November 9, 2012

Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011

Dick Cheney

A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.

Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."

Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."

by WowDad August 7, 2011