Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.

"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"

by kikilele November 27, 2021

Dangly Wang of the Brain

TL:DR - The need of a penis to be present to feel competent and valid.

A condition where individuals have been infected by patriarchal norms and truly believe that biological males and the gender binary will magically resolve all your personal and familial problems. Key symptomology are gender based microaggressions that often lead to the minimization of your personal struggles and hardships.

TL:DR - "Brenda, check you Dangly Wang of the Brain! Your daughter doesn't need any man to be a great Momma!"

Brenda told her daughter that, "all will be ok because she will be able to find a man to help her raise her boys." Brenda suffers from 'Dangly Wang of the Brain' as she can not comprehend the importance of stability, consistency, and unconditional love and acceptance as a key contributors to the healthy development of children and that the "Dangly Wang" between a mans legs is not an indicator of good parenting.

by MyUncleBrady February 3, 2022

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

SOME KIND OF BRAIN

a confidence builder for anybody has any horrible SEX DEVIATIONS in LIFE.

SOME KIND OF BRAIN please TRY A LITTLE KINDNESS as mmmmmmG00D!!!!

EVERYBODY!!!!

Hey you know something as this is a real shocker but the MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION uncoverd something just now REAL HORRIFYING of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK has no relationship to anything happened in his family as he plainly experienced a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE exactly when viewing his BUDDY'S R0BBIE "PETER" WILLIANA live CONCERT on AUGUST 1,2,3 AT KNEBWORTH ENGLAND 2003 ON YOUTUBE and at exactly 5:14;to 5:40 when what happened as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADDOCK I is thinking imagine having this 666FAG as that RED ASSH0LE as him kicking(10:05) SHITEATER BITCH as just as ALAN I WALDMAN = STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK and that 61 on OCTOBER FIRST, 2017 with that SHARK SH00TER EL0N (10:51 PM)as the equation shifted to STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK = ALAN I WALDMAN as he shot into what he knew on SQUIRT TORONTO is not his mouth BUTT HIS STARTING ASSH0LE (10;15 PM) and let me make a point feds you have it all wrong as you major FUCKED UP THE INVESTIGATION as STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK PADDOCK LOVED LIFE as do you understand as in this next UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION will prove the point as no relationship except CRIMINALITY which the majority we all are as we do have SOME KIND OF BRAIN to prove it.

Hey we all got SOME KIND OF BRAIN but mostly we are N0B0DY and KN0WB0DY but when we open up we are KNOWBODY and NOBODY.

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 4, 2022

Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title?

Why?

Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022

stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa

stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk

by Mfjizzyj August 2, 2022

She ain't braid

A typical acquaintance from the south who bails on most occasions. Their ditching is effortlessly even after confirming plans multiple times prior to ditching.

That Cinthia girl "she ain't braid". Don't make plans with her or you'll waste a ticket fee.

by RealTalk666 August 4, 2022