To masturbate or beat off
Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
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Being a Bella is to be clumsy and/or use an unnecessary amount of 'umm's and 'ahhs'. Originates from the books/movies The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer and refers to Bella Swan.
Person 1: "Did you see Hannah earlier? She fell on the stairs."
Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"
OR
Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"
Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
Person 2: "Hannah's always falling over. She's such a Bella"
OR
Person 1: "I just- I- ummmmm- I need- ahhh- I just want to *gasp*"
Person 2: "Stop being a Bella and just spit it out!"
by darceygemie May 5, 2013
Get the Being a Bella mug.To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit
Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?
Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p
Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
Get the being a bandit mug.Refers to the smoking of marijuana or any other packable substance in a moving vehicle without stopping or parking. The passenger will usually pack the bowl, and once packed, the bowl is smoked by the driver and is passed around the car until it is spent, all while driving.
"Riding a bowl can be dangerous, if you don't know how to drive in the first place."
"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."
"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."
"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."
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