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To get so intoxicated that you literally shit yourself while in the company of all the employees you supervise. To have to be carried out of the house like a newborn baby. At the same time being at least three times the age of everyone else at the party.
Danny: What the fuck is that god awful smell?

Suraj: I think Al is being a bandit

Danny: Jesus... Why the fuck did we get him to take 14 shots of fireball?

Al: M-i-s-s-i-i-s-i-p-i-p

Danny: ..............
by Wednesdayy89 September 10, 2013
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