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Park

My park's really comfortable. Lots of trees, grass, and duck ponds
by Sztabb July 23, 2017
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parking lot metal

A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017
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garage parking

When one man shoves his penis into another man's penis hole
I love it when me and my brother practice garage parking.
by Franky Gaona August 31, 2017
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Hidden Park

The most popped place to spark up in Park Ridge because the police station is literally a block away.
Yo, at EP Fest I smoked at hidden park and got chased by the cops I think the batman garage snitched
by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018
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parks

he is such a parks
by bignikkadave October 12, 2018
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parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse
I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.
by Rakis March 15, 2019
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Miller Park

A well built baseball stadium in Milwaukee Wisconsin. Great place to see a ballgame, with great beer, grub, and gracious Brewer fans. It has a retractable roof for bad weather, not a bad seat in the house, plenty of parking and room for tailgaiting. Even out of towners remark at such a glorious place. That is besides the cubs, who swarm up to the brew house and flood I 94 all summer long doing 55 in the left lane with their phone in one hand and their thumbs up their ass(they enjoy this) with the other. Holding up the flow with their narcissistic attitudes thinking everyone would just love to be them, when in reality everyone outside their fan base REALLY hates them with a passion. They even seem to have tried to rename it "wrigley north" in the recent years. Not surprising due to the fact that their stadium is nothing less than a turd in a tuxedo, and a pile of shit bricks, that they seem to keep remodeling even though it should have been demolished in the last century. It stinks of cheap beer piss and rotten crotch from 5 miles away. They wouldnt dare call their two immediate neighbors Busch Stadium, "wrigley west" or Comiskey Park, "wrigley south" cuz theyll get their teeth knocked out for it. Granted a lot of Brewer fans have been driven away due to their small market, blue collar fan base, the recession of '08, as well as making the biggest mistake of moving to the national league in '98 and have been regretting it ever since.
Hey wanna go to Miller Park?

Yeah who they playing???

The scrubs(cubs)!

Oh great, now we will have the pleasure of them getting piss faced drunk, starting fights, and acting like this house is theirs.

Yeah i know theyre such butt plugs. It was so much better when we shared the A.L. central with the White Sox. They at least behaved like fans and not like animals.

Hell even the Cardinals fans act normal. Dont those enemas know its a game and not a frat house.
by DA FIB March 16, 2019
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