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Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.
Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time
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get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.
I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!
by QuacksO December 4, 2024
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Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate
"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"
by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019
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testicle milk

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!
by EkeTIT May 1, 2018
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Midnight milk drinker

A lazy person who will pay extra money for milk buying it at midnight at a gas station instead buying it during the day like a functioning person
Larry is nothing but a midnight milk drinker that why he is always broke
by Mtg187 August 7, 2022
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Milk

Something your dad went to get 7 years ago.
My dad went to get milk, he said he will be back soon.
by Pocket cock April 3, 2019
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Florida Milk

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk
by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022
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