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fuck monologue 

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.
The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!
fuck monologue by Spencer February 3, 2003

Fuck Trench

A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.
Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.

Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.

Ronnie: A Hottie?

Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.

Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?

Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.

Ronnie: Dude.....
Fuck Trench by joeymaree January 18, 2009

Fuck you! I'm ballin! 

An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.
(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"

Fuck you like I love you 

The intent to cause and/or the emotional reaction caused by having sex with so much apparent emotional and sexual connection from the other person, that it feels as if that person loves you, although this is not true and often admitted up front.
"He's only fucking you like he loves you. You guys are not dating. You're just having sex!"

"I should have expected it. He put "fuck you like I love you' right in his profile."
Fuck you like I love you by genji August 18, 2013

fuck feelings 

Something you say when you have finally given up on love
"Do you still have feelings for her?"

"Fuck feelings"