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Strawberry Douche

A flavored douche so that the man can taste through their vagina (men lick it) tastes like strawberry flavored icecream
guy 1: did you bang her?
guy 2: yeah i licked her strawberry douche till it tasted like normal douche.
by Makudan December 12, 2006
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bag of douche

This is an describing word for someone who looks like he or she should be beat with a hose and thrown in a tank of barracudas. This person usually is wearing a pink popped collared shirt with ripped jeans and big annoying glasses and a knock off of the Livestrong braclets. Besides the clothing they act like they are better than everyone else cause they think they are cool but in reality they suck and everyone hates them even their parents.
Nick is such a bag of douche. He shoudl be shot!
by Da Sak September 8, 2006
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Niner Douche

An atypical 49ers fan who tries to make himself/herself feel better by dissing other teams. They have extreme difficulty accepting reality, and often mistake past trophies for present-day success. They tend to fall back on general over-indulgence to compensate for their teams’ overall lack of awesomeness.

Niner Douches can typically be identified by their flashy, yet hideous red and gold apparel, over-grown facial hair (both male and female) and a cockiness that is mainly due to the fact that the 49ers are a sub-par team…At best.
Look at that drunk bastard in the Frank Gore jersey hitting on that ugly chick…He is a total Niner Douche.
by TD-Gal September 22, 2009
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Whats a Douche

The Famous Quote Spouted By Cycon!

Check it out www.projectdck.com
Krunk:Cycon just spends the day sitting inside DOUCHING his girlfriends c***

Cycon:Whats A Douche?!

(not exact wording)
by The Z June 21, 2004
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Ursula the Giant Douche

A giant douche named Ursula.Runner up in the Biggest douche in the universe contest, which was won by 'psychic' John Edward.From Southpark, series 6.
'Oh my God! Its Ursula the Giant Douche.Lets get the hell out of here before she douches us to oblivion'
by Schmaz March 12, 2005
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el douche

Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
El Douche is suuuucccchhhh a douche.
by M March 7, 2005
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Gay Ass Douche

This one kid that's a tool.
Everyone hates him. or her, cause no one knows whether it's a boy or a girl.
Bob: Hey Walker, who's that?
Walker: Oh, it's just that gay ass douche again.
Bob: Right on
by Walkz425 September 22, 2009
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