When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
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Get the Dead-book mug.When someone is sentient, but their actions and behaviour signal to the opposite, as if they're just a body obeying chemistry. Like doing things only out of instinct, or only doing or focusing on what feels good, often disregarding anything else.
This guy has talked about and done nothing but eating fast-food . He's 25, lives with his parents, and still only does that.
He's a morally dead fatass.
He's a morally dead fatass.
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