Milk

Something your dad didn’t bring back

Friend:Hey you got any milk?
Me:No my dad still hasn’t come back after 10 years LMAO

by Juice4ever🧃🌍 April 30, 2022

milk

something that my, yours's and ur neighbor's dad went to buy 10 years ago in a casual Monday morning at 7am when you were 7 and ur mom needed it and never came back. except when you won the lottery

don't worry tho its a common thing.

r.i.p milk it's spoiled now

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.

Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.

by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 2, 2022

glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

Milk

Milk is a non existent thing that is only in the imagination of dads. When a dad "goes to get it" you will never see him again.

"I am going to get milk" -dad
"I will get the funeral ready" -mom

by TheGoldenSandslash May 3, 2022

Goat milk shower

When someone gets a goat milk shower, they receive a load of cum which has the consistency of goat milk.

Steve, have you seen Wendy?

Yeah, she's just tidying up after the goat milk shower.

Aight bet

by ClassyFrenchMF! May 3, 2022