demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.

Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"

by Poomah May 9, 2018

boner

something we all get

bro that make a wish kid is kinda giving me a boner

by q.q.q.qq.q. June 13, 2022

boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.

"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"

by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021

Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner

John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner

by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021

Reversed Boner

a reversed boner is me with math

"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!

by transkingleo August 7, 2018

Ephraim has a boner

When ephraim has a penis LUL

ephraim has a boner lul

by yaakovlikewamen September 25, 2021

Boner Dab

The act of pulling youre strong boner all to one side and then letting it go, so its swings around.

I will Boner Dab your face.

by Boner Dab January 4, 2017