Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

calm your mom

an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".

Girl: "OMG that spider is UGLY."
Me: "Dude, CALM YOUR MOM."

by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013

Yo moms a ghost

your mom is dead, pale, ugly, fat, and unamusing.

Yo moms a ghost, Brad!
Brad: Fuck!!! I hate you!!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

by Razor1126 June 14, 2017

Ur mom gay

Why is this still a fucking thing?

"Taurusinachinashop , your mom gay"
" bitch..?"

by Taurusinachinashop May 12, 2018

Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night

I had your moms ASSHOLE 69

by Hiiamyourdad March 11, 2021