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douche water 

(N.) The dirty water that is ejected after injecting a stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, into the vagina.

Also a person who in a room full of douche bags stands out as being the king of them all.
Person A: That Dave guy is such a douche bag, i just want to punch him in the face.
Person B: Na man he's definately way worse than that, he's absolute douche water.
douche water by LB February 8, 2005
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high water ass 

An elevated posterior commonly occurring amongst women of Latin descent (exception: some Polish anomalies have been documented). Known turn-on for Libras.
J-Lo has a tight high water ass.

Bong water 

When cam(or anyone(cam)) drinks the bong water when he's thirsty. The bong water consumption by an individual. it started when cam d. drank the first "bong water" in history.
Cam, Hey guys could u pass me the bong? I'm very thirsty, I need some delicious bong water.
Bong water by bong water ostrich November 25, 2014

people in hell want ice water 

Its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but bitch about sleeping in it. The idea that Satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in Hell in the first place. They're complaining about being in Hell? They shouldn't have been assholes their whole lives.
Republicans: We really want you to trust that we care about minorities.

Voters: Uh-huh, and people in hell want ice water.

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
naked water-skiing by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.
i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.
swamp water by misterwhite July 13, 2006

worb water 

Worb water is meth laced bong water.
Hey dude, check out that stupid douche drinking Worb Water and raping all bong smokers not just cranks chance to not be raped by sensationlist america.
worb water by LDF93 August 2, 2008