David: “My glock is fantastic because it’s made of plastic.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
Marcus: “Do you mean my Glock 17 Gen4 with green laser sights?”
David: “No, I’m talking about the Glock In my ‘Rari.”
Laura, watching from the side: “That was a milk disaster.”
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