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dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.
hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?
by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018
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nock pock

Girl: hey boy, i want your nock pock tonite
Boy: you know i want it too, its great
Girl: ohhhh ahhhhh hmmmmm
girl: (screams in delight)
by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018
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Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.
I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.
by Ibuild. June 1, 2018
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Spaff Pocket

A vagina that is a pocket for your spaff (cum)
Kev-'Oi Randy see that hot girl over there?'
Randy-' You bet I do Kev, I'd definitely shag her spaff pocket.'
by oscrape June 1, 2018
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Hot pocket

When you refer to someone as a hot pocket, you are complimenting them. If someone looks hot but you don’t want to be as direct, this is a more subtle approach.
Friend #1: “woahhhhh, look at that guy over there!”
Friend #2: “wow! He’s a hot pocket!”

Ex. 2

*Friend 1 sends a cute picture*
Friend 1: “hey! I’m bored!”
Friend 2: “me too! Btw... you’re looking like a hot pocket😂”
by Swizzyswizzle July 2, 2018
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Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate May 9, 2018
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Cock Pocket

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
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