Cheese it!

'Cheesing it' is what you do when you want to get the hell out of somewhere really fast. It's most often used after something is destroyed, someone is caught red-handed, or after somebody is killed.

Britany Spears: "I'm pregnant, Kevin!"
K-Fed's manager: "Cheese it!"

OR

Stan: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!"
Kyle: "Cheese it!"

Cheese it! by Comrade 47 February 28, 2008

cheese dick 

having the personality of a cocksucker

That Joe sure is a fucking cheesedick!

cheese dick by blzdp June 23, 2003

cheese shoulder 

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

cheese shoulder by that girl April 15, 2004

CheeseBrain 

What happens when you can't remember the most basic details of a recent event/interaction. The combination of the words Swiss Cheese and Brain, somewhere along the line Swiss got dropped.

Can be used in any manner you see fit as the situation requires.

Originally coined by Ben Brown of Ontario, Canada.

1.
Them: Do you remember the name of that movie we saw yesterday?
You: Movie? Dammit, cheesebrain strikes again.

2.
Them: Why do you use your palm pilot for everything?
You: Huh? Oh, I can't remember a damn thing, *shrug* cheesebrain.

CheeseBrain by mattsinf December 8, 2005

cheese slice 

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

cheese slice by bnasty October 16, 2006

hippo-cheese 

A dairy product which is used to attract and capture wild hippos. After a hippo sized hole is dug in the ground it is covered by leaves over a straw mat. The cheese is placed in the centre. Nocturnal feeding hippos are lured by the scent of the cheese and fall into the hole below. They can then be domesticated and trained to be house-hippos.

Also used to describe something that appears better than it seems or lures somebody into danger.

I've read the brochure but its a load of hippo-cheese.

Whilst the upper classes believe that they can dabble with cocaine and not get hurt, they are in fact playing with hippo-cheese.

hippo-cheese by hippo-catcher April 21, 2005

Sprinkle Cheese 

Cheese that black people want in Adventure Landing.

YO let me get some sprinkle cheese nig!

Sprinkle Cheese by Luke Kol February 9, 2008