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noun The immediate feeling of self-disgust and shame following masturbation in which a person desperately exits out of the porn they have open while trying to avoid living with what they just did.
"I just finished beating it to some interracial midget scat porn and now I'm having some serious creamorse."
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Creamy Boys

Creamy boys are boys that have an unhealthy obsession with putting cream in all their crevasses and licking it out of each other.
Oh my god what are those creamy boys doing on the bus someone call the police!
Creamy Boys by kfkfbzfbsdkbg April 8, 2020
When you kiss someone with your eyes open
Why did you creama her
Creama by George Fredricks October 29, 2020

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"
omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

creaming the pasty 

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.
*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*
creaming the pasty by muph October 12, 2021

kaden creampye 

when u accendentally cum in mirandas ass hole
oops i kaden creampyed in miranda last night