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2 week rule

it almost never fails. within 2 weeks of a break up, your ex hits you up either apologizing, begging for you back, or just saying their final goodbye
did you hear? emma was right about the 2 week rule. josh texted her last night.
by MTisbisZ September 8, 2021
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freshman rule

The freshman rule. The bet that kills all relationships. How the bet works is, some lads will have a competition to see how many new students they can sleep with.
Shall we have a bet? How about the freshman rule?
by LadThings April 19, 2017
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
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rule -666

If something is bad it has a good variation
Person 1: How come Lucifer's always evil!
Person 2: rule -666 dude.
by JoeWhoJoeMamma July 2, 2021
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Rules of Odds: Section 3

There are hotly debated rules of odds. However by definition section three states that if said loser of odds manages to escape paying the price on two separate occasions, they are therefore granted a free pass.

Section 3 also states that if over one week has passed since the original game of odds, then the loser is also granted a pass.
"Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted to TJ's game of odds as she managed to evade the odds master on two separate occasions"

"TJ didn't have to shave her head because Rules of Odds: Section 3 was granted"
by Odds Master July 9, 2019
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Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice
This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half
by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021
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70 percent rule

Made by a wise historical figure by the name of Jacob Taylor in the mid 16th century.

When you're talking to any girl in general before you’re in a relationship with them, you can only give them 70 percent.

Not following the 70 percent rule can result in them leaving due to you being too invested and “attached”
Person 1: “I was talking with this girl everyday for the past month and she just stopped responding for some reason”

Jacob Taylor: “you didn’t give her the 70 percent rule man”
by BirdyFly66 May 25, 2024
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