Penis Wedge 

A name to call Stephanie S. in Lake George.
A plastic wedge to separate the balls and penis so that they do not chafe.

"You're such a penis wedge!"
"Where did my penis wedge go?"

Penis Wedge by CMKKA February 20, 2009

penis farmer 

A woman who is pregnant with a male child

After the ultrasound revealed that she was a penis farmer, Anne and Jim started to think about names for their son.

penis farmer by mataura November 2, 2010

Penis Stealer 

A sorcerer, typically African that is purported to steal, or rapidly shrink the genitals of a victim, typically male. Different stories of Penis- Theft hysteria have been seen in different areas of the world. In Senegal, for example, cannibal witches or impotence spells cast by sorcerers can be used in a penis theft. This is believed to be an epidemic, with 20 witches accused of penis stealing being lynched in Nigeria in 2001, and 12 in Ghana in 2002. As recently as 2008 a mass- hysteria of taxi drivers in Congo wearing gold rings believed to be penis stealers.

That man is a penis stealer.

Penis Stealer by IcanSEEyou 69 November 23, 2019

penis cunt 

1. A word pk would have made up eventually if sk hadnt got there first.

2. A person who is so much of a cunt that the word cunt does not fully encapsulate their cunthood.

pk: "i hate that kid."
sk: "yeah.. hes a penis cunt."
pk: ".. esh word."
sk: "thanks."

penis cunt by peekers April 14, 2008

penis de grande

penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.

PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)

penis de grande by me March 16, 2005

penis pop 

When you pop a vein in your dick.

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"

penis pop by I went numba 3 on yo mom September 4, 2005

penis licker 

one who licks another penis.. deskusting fuckers do this because they can not get a woman.. see faggot

Faggot queerbait doushbag

penis licker by Lauren BITCH March 23, 2005