Dead Baby Joke

One of the funniest and darkest type of joke there is.

Dead Baby Joke:

Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?

Person 2: Dunno. What?

Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.

by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021

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Dead

a time full of joy and happiness

Wow! Greg is so dead! Awesome!

by Death Inside September 30, 2017

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What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

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Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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Fucking dead

When you are seriously dead

Are you fucking dead?

by Gun December 17, 2024

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Used to describe a situation where an electronic device, electrical component, or other functional piece of equipment is purchased secondhand (or in semi rare cases, purchased new) online or in person, only for the consumer to discover that said item was broken or rendered non-functional.

"I bought two of these SSDs, because the first one was DOA. In case you don't know, DOA means dead on arrival, and that's not nice."

by Buttered Quayle February 15, 2023

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