Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.

Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

fucking-useless

as title clearly says

virgin mobile, absolutly fucking-useless

by r b virgin July 21, 2009

fuck dancing

Where a man and woman dance together naked while the man has his dick in her pussy. the wlatz and two step is often done.

John and Kathy are fuck dancing.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

fuck the truck

A term used by broadcast professionals meaning that almost all wires will be run with the male end going into the truck. For triax, bnc, xlr, etc. Except for program returns and intercom feeds.

When the PA asked how to run the cables, the engineer replied "fuck the truck".

by nerdzo April 19, 2010

Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.

Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.

by Billy Hornet March 13, 2009