copious spare time

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.

Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

by PsychoPuppyDad October 22, 2011

long ass time

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.

I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 1, 2013

third time's a charm

Said by or to someone who has failed at something twice; used as a means for encouragement, expressing hope that things will work out on the third try.

Guy 1: Damn dude, I'm just trying to get phone numbers, but both of the girls I've hit on have thrown their drinks at me.
Guy 2: Well, third time's a charm, right? Now get back out there and leave me be.

by mikecws91 May 8, 2010

secret good time

A phrase to describe when someone is so introverted that even when they are having a really good time you would never know it.

I knew that I’d given him the perfect birthday celebration but as I closely watched his face I could glean absolutely nothing at all because he is the master of having an entirely secret good time.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2020

wise man time

The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.

‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’

by some broke nigga August 2, 2019

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

Prime Time Hater

1.Your number one hater, the person who hates you the most.

2.When you know people might hate on what your about to do or say your Prime Time Hater will definitely be there for you to hate.

Ex.1
Bob: Damn son my Prime Time Hater is going Ham

Micheal: I know man, what can you do though.
Bob: If you ain't hated you ain't loved
Micheal: Word

Ex.2
Bob: Lets go grab some beer
Micheal: Shit you know your Prime Time Hater is gonna have something to say.
Bob: Shit you preaching to the choir bro.

by MC Padei September 25, 2010