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Bro Down

The opposite of man up. This term applies to those falling short of first place or just failing in general.
John had a blister on his foot that explains the 2nd place ribbon and the bro down effort.
by oj.did.itzzz September 17, 2013
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Cool Story Bro

A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011
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Cool story, bro

A catchphrase used when a person says something complETEly unrelated to the topic you were just talking about.
John: "So I just got Modern Warfare 2 yesterday."

Dave: "Yeah? Do you like it?"

John: "Holy crap, it's the sickest game ever!"

Paul: (butting in) "Did you know dogs can lick their private parts?"

John & Dave, simultaneously: "Cool story, bro."
by G0dS4v3T3hCZ4RX February 4, 2010
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bro its a joke

when your friend gets mad from you doing something that hurts his feelings and you try to avoid him hurting you
ie: destroying his hard work
You: casually destroys your friend's 8 yr old Minecraft SMP
Friend: STOP ITT OR I WILL (put life threatening phrase here)!!
You: bro its a joke
Friend: ok
by omegalul69420 September 29, 2021
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Hot Pocket Bro

That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
by Revolutionary Hot Pocket April 1, 2019
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Que chingau bro?

Someone says shit to you girl and you say Que chingau bro?
by OG V LOC November 16, 2016
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Dude-Javi-Bro

A conundrum indeed. "Dude-Javi...bro" has been used in more contexts than I care to recall. But there is one consistent message conveyed whenever "Dude-Javi-bro" is uttered. That message is either along the vein of really positive, such as something exceptionally cool or amazing or shocking that transpired, or something negative, as if someone just buggled and screwed up.
Example for I:
You step outside your car on to the cool ground of dusk as you stroll into a party destined to be rife with ganja and brew. And then the words "Dude-Javi-bro" escape your mouth and just fit perfectly in the scenario.

Example II (the negative one)
You just finish a sweet bowl out of lux and everyone is real faded. Your bro starts to load another bowl, meanwhile some guy in the car (or house or whatever venue) accidentally knocks the entire bowl out onto the ground/carpet. Then a rosy faced and disappointed bro exclaims "Dude!-Javi-bro" a-mix with a slur of other obscene remarks and gestures.
by Chadbro April 14, 2008
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