Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

Anal

Anil

You’re such an Anal

by Merry Chrysler December 15, 2017

Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal Lamaze

Breathing exercises when participating in anal sex.

Paul said “Dan we need to practice our anal Lamaze this weekend.

by Chia Zappulla December 7, 2019

anal anthropologist

Someone who specializes in anal intercourse with the opposite sex. Most anal anthropologists are named Richard and or Ricky.

That boy a Richard is a sick anal anthropologist.

by popeyetheman1 April 30, 2014

fent-anal

butt sex under the influence of fentanyl

into: oral, bb, ff, kink, fent-anal, etc

by Tres LeParc May 4, 2025