Griftney J

A "Griftney J" is a person that manipulates individuals for financial gain and stability. "Griftney J's" are unable to accept accountability, feel empathy or compassion for others, shower regularly or hold employment. "Griftney J" types are known to nod off during live streams, join frivolous lawsuits and harass the families of missing children.
"Griftney J's" are often found at any fast food drive thru, the "Clinic", and behind alternate accounts on YouTube.

I would never Griftney J my friends.
The begging is such a Griftney J thing to do.
She's acting like a Griftney J.

by Tigger the Trigger July 12, 2025

C&J

When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.

Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!

by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man

by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024

J's Megamix 2024

peak group project where no one answers the group chat yet the music still gets made. Led by exquisite mastermind J1 the Won, his minions struggle to make their way to his house to record for an average of 5 hours just to muster a 30-second verse.

"I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk I hate J's Megamix 2024."
- Kendrick Lamar

by J1 the Won May 23, 2024

j

not only a letter of the alphabet, but the first letter in the dead meme my name is jeff

if you don't know how j is used in a sentence you are either 3 or retarded (see my name jeff)

by jeffdiamondchin November 13, 2020

J. Rich Special

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

“Hey man, how’d last night go?”

“Damn bro, desperate times. Resorted to the J. Rich Special. Not my best moment!..”

by Jamess December 12, 2018

J-mo

The biggest duster of all time. The type of guy to do something strange for a piece of change.

That J-mo just blew my house up for a nickel.

by Shagga B July 14, 2022