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When your cock is particularly smelly and your partner uses jam to mask your man meat musk.
Man: BJ?
Woman: eww your gross
Man *inserts junk in jam* how bout now?
Woman: I love C&J!!
C&J by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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C.J.'d • C&J • C-Jam • C'Jugs • C.J.51801 • C,Jay • c'jark • C-jayWells • C-JET • c job
One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. They usually love to fight and get high. You will never find anyone like them.
Me: "C.J., I'm going to need you in about ten minutes"

C.J.: "For what?"

Me: "potential violence"

C.J.: " I'll be there in three."
C.J. by Valour December 25, 2010
noun- Derrogatory synonym for "vaginal secretion" dirrived from the first letters in the words, "cunt juice"
"She was so horny her CJ soaked right through her undies."
C.J. by Justin Butler November 17, 2003
Can be a cool non-binary pal that is really quiet.. loud.. and maybe too loud around there friends. C.J is usually sad and happy at the same time, but really only shows there sadness, or a resting bitch face. C.J is a nice person to have in your life, they'll talk to you when you need it, and won’t give up until you tell them what’s wrong. Once you give into there consistant pestering of, "Please tell me what wrong? I wov youu! And want to make sure you're alright." They will always make time to try to help you. C.J loves to give people gifts to people without context, usually there bitch, if y'know what mean. They can be short, tall, average height, but a great ass boo thang. And can be pretty damn muscular, if they aren't feeling so damn lazy.
P.s. Sorry we might be thirsty as hell when flirting with someone we're really into, some c.j's will stop if you tell them to.
Person 1: Wow! C.J's can be such a fucking flirty hoe sometimes, but they're so understanding you just have to tell them to stop flirting with you. (Threatening to hit C.J could also work)

Person 2: We get it you're luck now stfu bitch!
C.J by Denys Swag February 21, 2020
A cool young nigga trying to seek money ways.Mostly antisocial. Doesn’t really care what other people of him. Most would describe him as a young nigga with the mind of a man. Doesn’t really like to talk about his feelings that much. very talented and would slide for all his friends no matter what. He will slap a nigga silly if he got to though.But don’t mistake his kindness for scary.
Aye go mess with C.J. no cap
C.J. by Brick mAn bino February 6, 2022
She is a girl. Stop telling her she is a man. However, she does have male genitals. Additionally, C.J. gets all the bitches, meanwhile being painfully straight. C.J. enjoys a good book and a cup of tea as much as a jar of pickles in Berga's basement.

Berga if you are reading this, please spin the fucking bottle.

She falls for seniors and stoners, but she makes the world stop when you see her in the halls. She is too scared to use tampons but its ok because she can still take dick.
Hi, my name is C.J. I also like dick.
C.J. by coochylipz69 March 15, 2020
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