360 tootsie roll

A sexual maneuver in where the participants assume the 69 position and then proceed to rotate on the Y axis 360 degrees.

Man: I 360 tootsie rolled my girl last night
Other Man: I've heard that drives the girls wild.

by keifchief November 28, 2018

runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Rolling Windcloud

A very dense flatulence that may change the temperature/climate of the immediate area. Is known to cause Hemoraging in one's Anal Cavity if inhaled for extended periods

After eating a whole plate of Jalapeños , Eugene had an extreme case of Rolling Windclouds.

by ScratchNSniff July 8, 2017

tootsie roll taquito

Uncircumsized black penis

Hey girl how was that D?
Good girth but it's a tootsie roll taquito.

by Yolndimofugnvissa July 13, 2017

dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

Euro Roll

When one European man lays flat on his back and inserts his penis into a woman (non-European) who lays face down on top of him. Both completely flat facing one another. A third European man joins in and lays flat, face down on top of the woman and he then inserts his penis into her anus. Now all three are layed flat and layered on top of each other. Once in that final position they roll around staying in that firm 3 layered position. (It's been described visually as watching a hot dog continuously rotate on a rotisserie at a convenient store)

Person 1: Yo, did hear what happened to Savannah in Europe?...Heard she got Euro Rolled while in Amsterdam.

Person 2: Sounds like her Europe trip is "rolling" along just fine

by Callie Cumz July 28, 2017

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017