1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.
2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.
2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
The best sound you will ever hear, especially the bell that indicates the end of a period that lunch follows or the one that indicates the end of the school day.
* School bell*, oh, few, I can now go home and grindCall of Duty, but not fortnite though, because that game is deader than my great-grandmother, who was born 700 years ago.