Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up

Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat

by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021

Anal anihalation

When someone's ass gets destroyed during Anal.

Person 1:Where's your mom?
Person 2: Recovering from anal anihalation.

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Virgin's Anal

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.

It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.

by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023

anal

the act of being f'ed in the ass

me:lets do anal
bf:but ur ass is small
me:i dont give two fucks

by iiLordDennis June 5, 2018

anal bead self defense

i sell used anal beads on twitter

i had to use anal bead self defense when i was attacked when i sold my used anal beads on twitter.

by pp.penis April 14, 2023

anal

1. adjective
relating to the ass
2. verb
orgasm from your ass

1. John and Carrie had anal sex.
2. I'm going to have an anal!

by Youngboyonpornhub November 13, 2023