Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

Vida Sandwich

Getting punched with love, compassion and kindness to the highest degree.. and if you fuck around you will find out!! Fuck that bitch Ashley cuz she a stank hoe anyway that don’t know how to love ANYBODY let alone herself!!

Damn, I’m gonna have to give her a Vida sandwich!!

by Crunchy Black bitch March 30, 2024

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021

burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later

Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

burrito sandwich

Is when you slap the ham for an hour and toast your buns until they are gold and brown and make sure that you toss your salad and beat your meat till fully cooked and add all spices and everything nice and finally top it off with sauces to make a creamy SURPISE that is going to be fucking mess to clean up later but should stop munchies after a good time

Hey man I’m hungry man let’s make a burrito sandwich

Hell yeah but the last time didn’t end well

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

Hotdog sandwich

A piece of meat in a roll, folded bread, etc.

You want a hotdog sandwich?

by Idk95 June 29, 2021

Compliment sandwich

A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.

My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"

Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.

by MacPherson McFly July 1, 2021