john bates 

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

john bates by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

John Madden 

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

John Madden by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

john andraka 

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

john andraka by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

John day by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

John Updick 

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike

"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"

John Updick by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017

john borush 

In the act of taking a bowel movement, also known as very very terrible

I just John borush'd my pants. God you smell like dirty John borush

john borush by Factman007 July 26, 2017

John Mike 

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.

Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.

John Mike by Masquarade August 6, 2017