Pumpies

Pumpies are what weird little masturbators call jacking off.

Andrew: Hey Tony... I just got off work, wanna hit the racquetball court with me?
Tony: Nah bruh, I'm heading home. Gonna get some pumpies in tonight. Been waiting all day to do some pumpies.
Andrew: Man Tony that sounds even more fun.. can i join ya?
Tony: Hell yah bruh, i got some new gay pumpie porn.
Andrew: Awesome... we can get gooned out doing pumpies all night till we shoot out spermies
Tony: Dude! I didn't know you were a gooner too! Lets do it.

by Antonio El Pajero November 16, 2025

Pumpkink

The act of surgically carving out your anal verge, until your anal prolapse falls out like Hiroshima.

Tom just pumpkinked himself!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

tits pumped

To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...

" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".

While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".

by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 21, 2008

brothel pumper

"A women who will offer sexual intercouse for free"

"Hey brothel pumper, fancy a quickie?"

by Michael7521 March 22, 2009

Sweetie Pumps

A term of endearment for the stylish individual that wears nice shoes.

Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.

Boy: "I gotta run, thanks for last night."

Girl: "No, thank you, Sweetie Pumps!"

by Bunni428 March 1, 2010