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jack assery 

Actively behaving like, or possessing the qualities of, a jack ass.
Guy 1: So what did you do last night?
Guy 2: You know, got drunk, acted inappropriate, pissed in public...the usual jack assery.
jack assery by The Dutch Rudder February 26, 2009

jack me off faggot

used when someone brags about something or says somehitng that makes them sound like a comlete dousche.
I got a 95 on my final. Jack me off faggot.
jack me off faggot by deke December 18, 2003

Jack Wills 

Jack Wills is a clothing brand tht is supposedly for preppy british teenagers and for people at university with money. I can safely say tht i go to public or "private" school and yeah alot of people at school reali like jack wills an alot of my friends are sloanes but to be honest we maybe alittle annoying but frankly you can call use toffs, sloanes, snobs, i dont care because i no the sort of people tht buy jack wills honestly there not like tht soo you reali dont no what you goin on about cause you dont no them an also we dont all have names like Tarquin so why dont you get a life an stop moaning about people tht u dont no tht just because they but certain cloths and go to a expenisve school tht they fit in to a certain steriotype!!
" is tht jack wills"
"yeah"
Jack Wills by :D:):P July 15, 2009
One who participates in much cock-blocking, as well as random acts of douche-baggery.
Man 1: Yo did you hook up with that chick last night?

Man 2: Nah, my friend was being a complete Jack Ross.
Jack Ross by BiggieSmalls121 July 22, 2010

Jack Bauer 

jack bauer is god, enough said.
A method of masturbation that is similar to "jacking off" but the masturbator stops beating his meat when he reaches optimum hardness (about 15-20 ohms or 3-5 minutes, depending on stamina level) instead of ejaculating all over himself and/or the area of seminal wreckage. This is usually performed immediately prior to sexual activity. May encourage an amateur robber to steal (jack) valuable things from other people.
Hoe: "Man is that all you got? You really need to go somewhere so you can jack on and hit dis shit right!" Jack: "No prob, just give me a handjob before i have to bust out da Playboy magazine again..." Hoe: "You know my hands can't fit dat little ass worm you call a dick, go to the bathroom!" Jack: "Alright, I'll be back." (Goes to the bathroom and jacks on, and comes out wearing a superman suit with dick hanging out) Jack: "Have No Fear, SUPERMAN is here!" (Dives straight into the pussy) Hoe: "That was so much deeper... Where's my money?" (Jack gives her $350) Hoe: "Wow, i thought you didn't had it in you... You're my hero!" Jack: "As long as my Jack is on, anything is possible!" Hoe: "Whatever." ((Meanwhile, in the streets)) Nigga: "Yo homeboy, u down for hittin deez licks wit me n my goons?" Homeboy: "Hell yea, as soon as i het a chance to jack on first."
jack on by ogdajuiceman November 29, 2010