Fuck Your Couch 

The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.

Cynnamon: You are such a whore!

Mary: Well fuck your couch!

Cynnamon: .... What?

Fuck Your Couch by Hanamizu February 5, 2009

fuck mobile

you fuck a person on a cart thing and u have 2 fuck so hard that the cart moves

god were going 50mph

fuck mobile by reece February 20, 2003

fuck busy 

to be very busy...have no time to spare

baby..I am fuck busy right now !

fuck busy by TheHOTguy January 16, 2008

fuck-o-matic 

'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}

He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.

fuck-o-matic by Victor Van Styn August 22, 2005

Fuck Moe 

1. A person who takes an unusually long amount of time to accomplish a task that should be relatively quick and easy for most people. (This person usually appears when you are late or have to pee incredibly bad)

2. Someone who takes fucking life time...usually they can be found most public places especially where decision making is manditory!

"Come on Fuck Moe you've been trying to order for like the past 10 mintues, what the fuck do you want?!"

Marge: "Why were you so late picking me up Bob?"

Bob: "Sorry Honey, this Fuck Moe in front of me missed the green arrow at the stop light."

Fuck Moe by I hate fuck moes December 9, 2007

fuck-ox 

A man who is known for his sexual stamina and put to work for someone else's pleasure, not for breeding or love. Typically a male porn star featured for his muscular stature and rough style of intercourse.

She left her boyfriend and went back to that big fuck-ox for a rebound. He's the only one who can satisfy her.

fuck-ox by sedf-ox December 14, 2007

Fuck like Franco 

(verb)
1. To excel at a skill, task, or value in a superlative manner.
2. To engage in ineffable, mind blowing sexual intercourse.

Origin: Inspired by actor James Franco's rumored sexual prowess that women dream to experience and men aspire to emulate.

Ex.

1. That movie was the best I've ever seen; it totally fucked like franco!
2. Our team has practiced and prepared thoroughly for the game and we are confident we will fuck like franco on game day.
3. I didn't get any sleep last night, but I don't mind because Erin and I were fucking like franco!

Fuck like Franco by KevinAndErinFuckLikeFranco February 18, 2009