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Definitions by Hanamizu
Fuck Your Couch
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The
insult
to
beat
all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to
make
the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon:
You are
such a whore!
Mary
: Well fuck your
couch
!
Cynnamon: .... What?
Fuck Your Couch
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Hanamizu
February 5, 2009
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