zero-day

warez'ed software, usually, that's distributed really quickly, perhaps even on the official software release date or before.

Come into this chan for hot zero-day xdcc bots!

by schmiddy September 22, 2003

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 5, 2008

Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.

1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!

by zazery May 18, 2009

Zero to One Forty

Alternatively 0 to 140. Term to denote the erasing of a tweet that has gone over the limit thus freeing up 140 characters for you to tweet with.

I was tweeting about what I thought about Iron Man 2 and went to far, had to go from Zero to One Forty faster than you can blink.

by Kahn Iceay May 15, 2010

zero germs

means when you never hook up with someone..never kissed someone

man he has zero germs

by RYANN...JULIOO...MIKEE...NICKY November 7, 2010

Zero Bomber

Someone who votes zero on submissions (on websites that use a 0-5/0-10 voting system generally) for no reason/or due to hate and not actually judging on the submission, in target to lower the score of it.

Dammit, now I'll never get on the top rated list due to that damn zero bomber!

by Smitfraud February 25, 2012