Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

wook

Tour kids who associate themselves the "band", Wookiefoot. Individuals in this tribe can be defined by their patchwork tails, unkempt hair, annoyingly positive and unrealistic perspective on everything all of the time, and excessive hugging. Wooks are commonly found annoying the shit out of people that are trying to party and watch music without being lectured at by a spun 18 year old with a tail.

If that wook doesn't stop talking I'm going shove those glow sticks up his ass.

by titty crumpleman July 26, 2010

wonkstein

made from a wierd kid in my class namely me! its a strange person that no one knows the name for.

dude " whos that n00b "
me " dunno dude what a wonkstein "

by Craigybaby April 26, 2005

WonkyClaw

A user name coined by an individual from Surrey, B.C. Used for many online sites, and even games, including Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. WonkyClaw is an awesome person.

I saw WonkyClaw playing video games the other day, he rocked!

by Trav_WC March 1, 2009

wonkets

The favorite food of every British person.

I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!

by tom.van November 30, 2009

Wonk

The name American sailors who are stationed in Bahrain give to Asian hookers at the bars.

Wow, there sure are a lot of wonks at this club.

Hey bro, lets have a wonk party at your flat this weekend.

I walked through that sea of wonks, and got my dick grabbed 7 times

by Venburg November 12, 2015

Wonkatated

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018