I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.
by ACRanger February 18, 2008
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Girl 1~ So how's it goin with the new boyfried?
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(girl)hey did you see where my library card went?
(girl)ya william has it he said he wanted to check something out.
(william)thats right im checking you both out.
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(william)thats right im checking you both out.
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Get the Filthy William Tell mug.A stand up comedian/actor who most people either love or hate. Chances are, if you like Eddie Izzard and/or George Carlin, you will like Robin Williams's spastic and occasionally vulgar stand up style.
"...because the goal of alcohol is to make English your second goddamn language....you are speaking fluent Drunkenese. Bravo!"
(about Ronald Regan)"...with a look in his eyes like they're gonna put swinging doors into Congress....'There's no place like the White House, there's place like the White House,' thinks about Star Wars, goes back to his room, puts on a black robe and suddenly, he's Obi-Ron Kenobi!"
Both quotes taken from "Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met" (1986)
(about Ronald Regan)"...with a look in his eyes like they're gonna put swinging doors into Congress....'There's no place like the White House, there's place like the White House,' thinks about Star Wars, goes back to his room, puts on a black robe and suddenly, he's Obi-Ron Kenobi!"
Both quotes taken from "Robin Williams: An Evening at the Met" (1986)
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