R on Wheels

R on Wheels is a retard on wheels. It is a person who acts like a retard, so you ignore that person. They are usually in a blow off class fooling around or making fun of other people when they have no friends. The most comman case is with freshman because they think that acting out this way will make them tons of new friends. When in actuality noone likes them for it.

"omg Jake your such an r on wheels."

by sharkonwheels April 30, 2009

The Emory Wheel

Fake news

Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!

by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019

Jerusalem Wheels

Sandals with that flippy da flop cushion.

"Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."

by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014

5th wheeling

In a group of friends, the one friend that is kept there as a backup, they do just enough to keep him/her around. Only to to stuff with when the usual crowd of friends can't. Like the spare tire on the back of your car.

Scott: Crap I've got 3 tickets and only Jake and Connor can go, Tanner said he couldn't go. I guess I'll have to see if Luke can go instead since we've got no one else.

Scott: Hey Luke want to go with us?

Luke: I guess so. Looks like I'm 5th wheeling as usual.

by Jendali March 17, 2016

E-Wheeling

-Verb:

To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.

"Ryan was e-wheeling those girls so hard last night"

by Pierre04 November 21, 2009

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021

Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 2, 2014