seventh wheeling

The seventh wheel is the single guy or girl in a group 3 couples

That this point go home and go on tinder

At the movies I was seventh wheeling and being single really made me sad

by Oneeyedjoe October 23, 2017

bird on wheels

the flying bird is any person that is capable of intense skateboarding abilities and can obtain 8 ft of air.

sean chanowitz is the bird on wheels.

by bigmac2528 January 29, 2012

first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

by nolandc September 20, 2019

wheel money

To give someone that sloppy-toppy

Can you give me that wheel money

by JackKenoff August 23, 2019

Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 2, 2014

aftermarket wheels

Fake boobs.

Yeah, she has aftermarket wheels.

by Mtbr May 15, 2018

Third Wheel

Baldemar

Oh look at that third wheel, it must be Baldemar.

by Thatcoolchick.org April 26, 2019