descriptive noun
Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.
The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.
The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
"William was at the party last night and kept bumming everyone out by lecturing them about the 'dangers of alcohol and drugs'. Ha!"
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
by Charlie Apples June 8, 2015

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.
by sluttydickwad October 5, 2020

1. a tight blowjob or a series of tight blowjobs with a lot of saliva and swag
2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get
3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment
2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get
3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment
by jonasty sexuale December 10, 2010

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.
by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.
Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?
Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
by lilcj69 January 15, 2021
