If we were alone

A phrase to hypothetically say a possibility in the past to diverge a relationship during a period of time rather than converge to avoid a situation like a friend zone or partner cheating.

Rebecca: If we were alone last summer, we would not had that road trip to Yellowstone National Park and got between the sheets.
Jason: Yeah, I enjoyed your company, but don't tell to Caitlyn I like you more than her.
Rebecca: Is it because we have a lot of things in common, while she chase you for your hunky body?
Jason: Yes

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 4, 2020

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019

if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

by von groovy June 30, 2024

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021