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pet weight 

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.
My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!
pet weight by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

worth its weight in shit 

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

Dead Weight 

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.
My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.
Dead Weight by Swift. C May 22, 2016

condom weight 

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.
"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."
condom weight by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

Blanket Weight

Pounds per square foot of bed coverings to achieve ideal sleeping comfort.
I added a throw to my bed to increase blanket weight so I could sleep soundly.
Blanket Weight by Avayueia June 30, 2016

Ankle weight 

Adjective: thing, person

Definition:
Something or someone who/what is the opitamy of lowest of the low. Lower than the c-word. One with no respect. One who lives in misery and tries to drag everyone down to thier level. "misery loves company"
: Cindy is the biggest ankle weight in the world!!!!
Ankle weight by RuNnInGwOlF85 April 8, 2017