water we dune hair 

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

water we dune hair by gumpynator October 17, 2021

water nigga 

Someone who drinks a lot of water and always keeps hydrated. As their name indicates, a water nigga's drink of choice is pure, clean, water, and they hold special disdain for carbonated drinks: those who drink large quantities of soda are dubbed "soda niggas" and shunned.

A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.

Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.

- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.

water nigga by bonespook April 17, 2019

Water bottle rape 

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.

1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.

Water bottle rape by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016

Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.

Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.

Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009

Water Sheep 

Abused pet of Pewdiepie

Nobody:
Water Sheep:
Pewdiepie: I wanna build a torture chamber for Water Sheep

Water Sheep by topkek99 July 11, 2019

water fairies

A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong

"That cat appears to be stuck up a tree i'll go call the water fairies"

water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008

Water Sheep 

The source of all your problems

Person 1: My girlfriend broke up with me
Person 1 but down a line: DAMN YOU WATER SHEEP

Water Sheep by Captainjnm July 8, 2019